Swach Bharat? Hilarious

Mefitic odours, putrescence and a nimiety of filth and dross

Like pathogenic bacteria, Indians thrive in filth. They will shrivel and die if placed in a clean environment.

Pig man pig ha ha, charade you are -Pink Floyd

 PM Ji CM Ji your SB Abhiyan is a charade. These denizens of the procine persuasion are foraging for their daily lunch in the Janakpuri Institutional Area PIN 110058.