Sunday, August 30, 2015
Friday, August 28, 2015
Transliteration
Tell lies crow bites
Fear the black crow
I’ll go to Mom and you'll just keep gaping
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Hearty people will steal bride
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Fish without water electricity without dance
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I'm the basil of your courtyard
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Wall
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Embers
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A blossom with two gardeners
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Stony lover
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Paper flowers
Fear the black crow
I’ll go to Mom and you'll just keep gaping
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Hearty people will steal bride
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Fish without water electricity without dance
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I'm the basil of your courtyard
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Wall
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Embers
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A blossom with two gardeners
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Stony lover
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Paper flowers
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Thanks to Income Tax Department
A bouquet of flowers for the Central Board of Direct Taxes |
I filed my tax returns on 24 July 2015 and received my tax refund credited directly to my bank on 19 August 2015. Did not have to take a print out of the returns, sign it and post to Tax Dept in Bangalore.
Wow!
This kind of efficiency has never been seen before. The Modi Effect??
It's important that your bank account and PAN are linked to the AADHAR number for this ease of filing and refund.
आयकर विभाग, धन्यवाद।
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Rose
The rose is the flower of the heart across many
cultures. Humans may instinctively respond to
its potent fragrance and lushness, and implied promise of abundance.
In aromatherapy it is the most powerful flower to heal from a broken
heart, encourages forgiveness and helps us get back on track.
It is used as infusions, as tea, as garnishing and also macerated, on the skin or mouth, to cure ulcers.
In beauty therapies, it is used in powdered form to heal and cool the skin.
It is also used in a sweet chutney गुल्कन्द for mouth fresheners or with betel leaf as a post-dinner digestive.
Other benefits include managing irregular periods, reducing
heat in the body, cure ulcers and other inflammatory conditions of the
digestive tract.
It is also used to reduce throat pain, cool the eyes and to control dizziness.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
857 – ‘1984’ Redux
बड़ा भाई देख रहा है।
I marvel at the perverse tenacity of the self-appointed भारतीय संस्कार का थानेदार for compiling a list of 857 porn sites that he wanted
banned.
This insecure and embittered fellow with a broadband
connection, unsatiated libido and pots of time to spare must have logged onto
countless porn sites, and, using his yardstick (pun intended), determined whether
or not each one could cause moral decay in hapless innocent Indians. He must
have assayed each site for its porniness quotient using a scale from zero to
ten:
- Chaste
- Sedate
- Erotic
- Racy
- Smutty
- Lurid
- Scandalous
- Obscene
- Revolting
- XXX
The marathon collating session must have left a taint on
his saint – compelling him to partake of a गंगा स्नान or a ४ धाम pilgrimage
to do penance.
After amassing this prurient material, beside eye-strain,
did he acquire any bad habits or any form of moral corruption? Pederasty? Did
he start dressing in a leather suit and whip or chain up his wife? Did these
porn sites provoke him to indulge in bukake, bestiality, rape or bathe in the
golden shower?
So what’s next? A Bamiya style demolition of Khajurao and
Konark Sun Temple?
I like the pluralism of modernity; it doesn't threaten me or my faith. And if one's faith is dependent on being reinforced in every aspect of other people's lives, then it is a rather insecure faith, don't you think? -Andrew Sullivan
I like the pluralism of modernity; it doesn't threaten me or my faith. And if one's faith is dependent on being reinforced in every aspect of other people's lives, then it is a rather insecure faith, don't you think? -Andrew Sullivan
Friday, August 7, 2015
The Nation as a Suicide Bomber
Dissent has always been a part of
society; indeed, universal conformity would not lead to any progress. Witness
the degeneration of the once mighty Soviet Union, as an example – initiative
was discouraged; allegiance and submission to the Communist ideology was
encouraged. Dissent in any form led to exile in the icy Siberian wastelands.
Fictional accounts like Huxley’s Brave New World, 1984 by Orwell and Anthem
by Ayn Rand corroborate the fact that nonconformity and rebellion, rather than
blind obedience and orthodoxy, lead to evolution of human society, instead of decrepitude.
Dissent in views from another
person or group of persons can be expressed in many ways – through debate,
books and other forms of the written word, films, art, civil disobedience, demonstrations,
rioting and, as a last resort, murder, genocide or war.
Added to this list of different
forms of dissension is the muslim suicide bomber. Brainwashed by rabid clerics,
who promise celestial glory on being ‘martyred’, these sado-masochists range
from lone-wolf militants and explosive laden trucks to commandeered aircraft
forcibly crashing into iconic buildings.
Alas, this form of indoctrination
has led innocent preteens being inveigled into strapping explosives onto their
bodies and blowing themselves up amongst unsuspecting crowds.
One can consider the Japanese Kamikazi pilots as the earliest forms of suicide bombers.
Now we have a country that has
donned the garb of a suicide bomber – Pakistan.
The goal of the suicide bomber is
to cause death and destruction of his/her object of hate. His/her own death is
immaterial since he awaits sensual delights in his afterlife (what does the
female suicide bomber look forward to – an eternity in a burqa or 72 gigolos?)
Pakistan is travelling this path
– just damage India with no thought of the consequences to its people or the
integrity of its nationhood. That the world may be plunged into a nuclear
holocaust has no place in the strategic thinking of the leaders of this
misbegotten country.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Monday, August 3, 2015
Sunday, August 2, 2015
Saturday, August 1, 2015
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