Dusk over GLA

Mad Cow Disease

So beef has been banned in Bombay.

Rejoice, as the denizens of this city no longer have to fear the depredations of Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis aka Mad Cow Disease!

So what is Saffron fringe planning to ban next in the land of Aswamedh Yagya? This gristly ritual allowed a sanctified stallion to roam free for a period and was then slaughtered. The queens then 'slept' with the carcass overnight. Why? Bear in mind the size of the equine phallus. After this macabre night of necrophilia, the erstwhile mustang was turned into a tasty curry or kebaab according to prevailing tastes.

Next on the banning agenda are jeans, mobile phones, chicken, eggs, chow mein, Coke, Red Bull, milk.

Immaculate conception and Virgin Birth are intellectual property stolen by Christians. Mary did this once but the profligate Kunti did if six times - once out of wedlock and yet remained a virgin. Draupadi was polyandrous and yet a virgin!

Eventually women will be banned from this misogynistic land. Procreation will be done by parthenogenesis, as was done during the Mahabharata. Vedic maths will calculate the fertile period of each man.

Narendra Bhai stop this madness.....