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लड्ड़ू  सिंह

Independence Day 15 Aug 2014

Mystery of the Invisible PMs

What is it with Indian politicos that they vanish into an invisible realm once they become Prime Ministers of India? 

Man Mohan Singh was infamous for his rectitude – an expressionless, vocally challenged wall-flower, tasked with the onerous job of leading 1.2 billion humans. 

Now, after being subjected to Modi’s bearded visage on TV haranguing and cajoling voters to give his government a chance, we find that he too has become as elusive as the Higg’s Boson. After saturating the airwaves with his gesticulating while crisscrossing the country and surviving on just kahkra he has withdrawn into a shell, perhaps to rest and recoup. Is he reveling in the hedonistic and hi-tech luxury of BMW 7 Series 760 Li after the Spartan discomfort of indigenously manufacture Scorpios? Or is 7 RCR an autochthonous event horizon in a black-hole from where one never emerges after entering?

 

As your fan Modiji, let me remind you that we want to see and hear our leader. You may have mesmerized the Nepali Parliament, but we too want to hear your inspiring words and see you in action once again.