Saturday, January 25, 2014

Poser

If a baby duck is a duckling,
What is inkling an offspring of? 

Is sapling the son of sap?
 Do mings give birth to mingling?

Of course, gosling is a young gos (I mean goose),
So is a quisling a quasi quis?


Thursday, January 23, 2014

A verbose and turgid book review



Margaret Atwood’s latest preternatural SF creation is the palindromic Maddaddam. It presents a near-future bizarre post-apocalyptic scenario. A morbid and harsh narrative, it depicts canine consumption, coprophagia, cannibalism (echoes of Voltaire’s Candide – gluteal gluttony), and other heteroclitic concepts. There are frakensteinian genetically-engineered priapic humans, as goofy and mystical as the Silfen populating Peter F. Hamilton’s Commonwealth Trilogy. Incidentally, Maddaddam is the third in the series, spatially parallel and not a sequel; hope there are more to come.


However, what makes this dystopic novel, amidst the degradation of mankind, a rollicking read, is the sustained and subtle humour. Names of some individuals would appear familiar in Asterix’s Gaulish milieu.
 
A nice desi touch is the beatification of the environmental activist Vandana Shiva and tiger conservationist Fateh Singh Rathore.

Read it.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Stork


If storks bring human babies, who brings stork babies?

Do painted storks bring painted babies

Monday, January 20, 2014

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Passerine Passion

Lonely... I'm so lonely (in a squeaky voice akin to Akon)

Hi babe! May I join you?

Any Taliban types around? Any moral-policing vigilantes lurking in the undergrowth?

Is it okay if I come closer? Lovely view of the guava orchards.

Mmmm, you smell nice. Had a dust-bath today?

Parrot Porn. XXX rated!

लोग देख रहे हैं। बंद करो यह शैतानी।

कुत्ता है या तोता ?