Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose
of putting dead animals into the mouth.
--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Think of the fierce
energy concentrated in an acorn! You
bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but
decay.
George Bernard Shaw
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How can you eat
anything with eyes?
Will Kellogg
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Animals are my
friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
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Being a meat eater is really expensive,
even if you don't count the cost of chemo.
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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of
eating beefsteaks. But death is
better than cannibalism. My will
contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning
coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small travelling
aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honour of the man who
perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
George Bernard Shaw
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I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I
did it for the health of the chickens.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating
his little animal friends.