Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose
of putting dead animals into the mouth.
--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Think of the fierce
energy concentrated in an acorn! You
bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but
decay.
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
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How can you eat anything with eyes?
Will Kellogg
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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small travelling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honour of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
George Bernard Shaw
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I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
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this post makes me feel guilty.....but i still remain a non.vegetarian.....vegetarians also suffer heart attacks, if you bury a banana it will also decay, when you love your friends too much you want to eat them!!!
ReplyDeleteBanana becomes wine. Flesh putrefies and stinks.
ReplyDeleteEating ones friends makes one into a cannibal!
you are not supposed to take it in the literal sense. its said in jest.....just making an interesting comment.
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